He's scared.

I asked Dan to show me his butthole. He said No. I showed him mine. What's the big deal?

I wish it was cool to be fat. I'm hungry.

I wrote stuff with pen and paper in 2004.

Don't want to be something I'm not

Don't know who I am so I can't be that either

Pursuing a hobby between work and sleep

Just doesn't happen like washing my sheets

I wanted to find myself and what I was all about

So I started looking

Apparently all the wrong places

What I found was

Seriously Casey Anthony?

Who gets a tattoo that says Beautiful Life 2 weeks after your child goes missing? A murderer? She lied about everything and borrowed a shovel. Convict her already.

Why do undeserving, irrational, stupid women with no logic or common sense get to bring babies into their messed-up lives?